Occasionally, I marvel at our decline into debauchery.
Thomas Friedman, a New York Times columnist, quite literally lamented the fact that we are not a communist dictatorship. Perhaps that must wait for the second term.
Countless other "mainstream" commentators complain that our government can't "function" because Congress can't pass an unpopular healthcare reform bill over the public's furious opposition. (If only we were a dictatorship...)
We now know that Lehman Brothers was a massive accounting fraud facilitated by the Federal Reserve. And what do our "leaders" think about Lehman? That we didn't do enough to save them! Imagine that - criminals & scoundrels are going broke, and the government doesn't have enough power to save them! And how does our "leadership" want to remedy that "problem"? They want to create a permanent TARP program so that future criminals and scoundrels will never need to worry that they'll suffer for their crimes.
Our "leaders" routinely inform us that we can't afford Medicare and Social Security. Indeed, they routinely lecture us on the need to accept the "reality" that some people are just too sick to save because we can't "afford" to give everyone all the medical care they need. But you know what's strange about that argument? You won't find a single member of our "leadership" who thinks that we can't "afford" to save Wall Street. Heck, we had $700 billion to save Wall Street, but we don't have $500 billion to save seniors? What can you say about "leaders" who think we can "afford" to save every bank, but that we can't "afford" to save every senior? Is it just me or is that epitome of moral depravity?
Our "leaders" declare that terrorists who attack civilians should be tried in civilian courts, but terrorists who attack soldiers should be tried in military tribunals? How on earth can anyone justify that distinction? Are we supposed to believe that "civilian" courts are worse than military courts? If so, then shouldn't ordinary American criminals get military courts? Why are civilian courts reserved for you and I when we get speeding tickets and for the terrorists who murder us? Can't we go before those defendant-friendly military courts too? I mean some arguments are so transparently stupid that they're not even wrong, and the decision to try terrorists who attack civilians (and only terrorists who attack civilians) in civilian courts is one of those arguments that's so stupid it isn't even wrong.
Our "leaders" tell us that we need to set a price on carbon, which means that we need to let them run virtually every aspect of our lives. [Ok, that's an exaggeration: other than the economy, global trade, energy production, family planning, travel and our diets, they'll control virtually nothing, unless they already control it under some other theory (ie. healthcare).] Yet, NASA now admits that it's "independent" data set is nothing more than an expanded version of CRU's data set, which CRU's own scientists admit they can't recreate and which its scientists ILLEGALLY refused to show to outside reviewers. I mean who could doubt the case for global warming based solely on the fact that the data doesn't actually exist in a form that anyone can verify? Who needs data, right? And what about the fact that Phil Jones and other leading "global warming experts" admit that there is NO SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS on global warming. Phil Jones went so far as to admit that he doesn't even understand what people are talking about when they make such claims. And who cares that we now know much of the "science" behind global warming consists of little more than anecdotes from activists? And why should anyone be alarmed by the fact that the models didn't actually predict anything correctly? Sure, they may have missed the prolonged cooling trend we've been living through for the last decade, but that's no reason to doubt the accuracy of their predictions for 50 years from now, right? I mean, you wouldn't fly in an airplane or drive in a car that had only been tested on a computer, but - what the heck? - let's reorganize the world's economy on nothing more than computer models - models, which depending on which model you use, produce a result that varies about 16 degrees or so. Look, doubters, the models are very clear: global temperatures will rise, fall, or stay the same over the next few decades, and the only question is what are you going to do about it?
I mean who could doubt "experts." It's not like "experts" ever make mistakes. Sure, there was that little problem with mortgages, which defaulted despite the fact that "experts" said they would never default. And, sure, there was that little problem with all those prescription drugs that killed or injured people after the FDA decided they were safe, but - let's get real here - it's much, much easier to predict the global climate 50 years from now than it is to decide whether or not a diet drug will kill you. And don't you remember when the environmental experts said that DDT was a killer? Thankfully, we stopped using DDT & the millions who died from the malaria we could have prevented by using DDT are better for it. Granted, they're dead, but who would want to live in a world that doesn't ban a chemical that may, but doesn't actually, harm the environment? Much better to let millions of men, women and children die from malaria than waste time verifying the experts' claims that DDT is dangerous.
And let's not get into eugenics or any of the other monstrous fallacies propagated by experts - those experts may have been wrong, but our experts are so much better than previous experts! I mean we have actual peer-reviewed scholarship! If peer-reviewed scholarship can't settle a dispute, then nothing can. I think the world would be much, much better if we eliminated government entirely, basing everything instead on peer-reviewed scholarship. They could call it The Journal of Governance, and we could read it to discover what new laws the experts had given us. Oh, it would be a very wonderful form of government - every scholar would say so! We'd be noble savages, waiting in our carbon-constrained huts for our leaders' next pronouncements. And we'd never have to worry about politics again because every dispute would be settled just like disputes are settled at Harvard: with cool, cool reason and lots of peer-reviewed scholarship. (Because if there's one thing that never plays a role at Harvard, it's politics. You want a model for dispute resolution? Look no further than the Harvard faculty.)
If human history teaches us anything, it's that people are best served when they blindly obey the experts without bothering to subject the experts' conclusions to any serious inquiry. The Aztecs didn't collapse because they sacrificed virgins; they collapsed because too many people doubted that sacrificing virgins was an effective response to their problems. If only the Aztec government hadn't listened to the anti-virgin sacrificing lobby, they would have killed enough virgins and everything would have been ok. That's the lesson we need to learn too! Our experts have degrees; their experts had bloody knives, but the principle is the same: blind obedience to self-proclaimed experts is the way to go, man. If the Founding Fathers believed in anything, it was the idea that anything a plurality of the Harvard faculty thinks is true is true and should be written into law immediately.
Forgive my sarcasm, but we're living through a terrible, terrible nightmare. We have to laugh or cry because our "leaders" are so thoroughly corrupt that they aren't even ashamed of their corruption. Cong. Paul Kanjorski literally brags about stealing trillions from us, so that Wall Street's scoundrels and thieves would not have to suffer any consequences for their actions. Sure, previous Congressmen stole money from us to give to their friends, but they at least had the decency to lie about it. Cong. Kanjorski has to be the first person in human history to actually run on his corruption as if it were some sort of achievement. If stealing our money was the opening act of his re-election bid, what's his encore?
Enough is enough. We need to send all the politicians packing.